This is what a SubGenius parishioner had to say about her wins in DobbsThink (tm):
I used to have a fear of mind control. Every time I'd go to the grocery store or to a movie or almost any place where there were lots of people from the Church of Scientology trying to get me to join their mind-numbing cult. Every time I even heard the name "Hubbard" I'd go into a panic, my heart would race, my hands would sweat and I would feel as though I was going to burn every copy of Dianetics in existance. This problem was completely handled in one hour when I decided to get even.
I loaded my 69 chevy with a nuclear tipped warhead and aimed it the local Scientology church. As the charred bodies of Xenu fled in terror, the face of "Bob" --- pipe and all --- appeared in the glowing mushroom cloud comforting me as thousands of cult members burned in a thermonuclear cook-out ---- and it has never recurred. If I had gone to The Church of Scientology, I'm sure it would have cost tens of thousands of dollars and years of therapy and probably still would not be cured.
Thanks to DobbsThink (tm) my X-ist Evacution chamber now protects me from high levels of radition. Thanks to the nice Dobbs salesman who convinced me and my husband to by a share in the Tribulation Condominum encased in 35 feet of concrete. "Bob" thinks of everything!