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ANNOUNCING: 1ST ANNUAL ARSCC EXTREME AUDITING EXHIBITION
The ARSCC (WDNE) announces the first annual Extreme Auditing Exhibition, March 13, 2004 in beautiful Tilden Nebraska [http://www.ci.tilden.ne.us/]. This year we will have a Very Special Guest. We can't say who it is, but bring your copy of Dianetics for a free signing!
The Extreme Auditing Exhibition is designed to showcase the remarkable skills of both auditors and auditees (PC's). Competitions will include:
EXTREME VOLTAGE- see which auditee can take the most voltage while holding the cans. Does higher voltage improve the speed and quality of auditing? I guess we'll find out.
GANG-BANG AUDITING - some people have the ability to multi-task. How many auditors could an auditee handle simultaneously? Can you audit out seperate engrams and BT's at once? We'll see if anyone can beat Tom Cruise's record.
CASE CRACKING - There are just some BTs that won't blow. Our Extreme Auditors will deal with the Murderous Cluster and others just as dangerous.
LE MANS 24-HOUR AUDITING SESSIONS - Can an auditor audit someone from wog to OT 8 in 24 hours? It's never been done... yet.
FREEZONE VS. FLAG - Which method, Freezone or Flag, will produce the best results? We've found identical twins with identical cases. The best auditor from the Freezone will face off with the best auditor from Flag (invited but no response yet) in this 4-hour grueling duel-to-clear.
CASE CRACKING QUANDARIES: We'll test our auditors with incredible case-cracking problems to see what they come up with. We'll have the limbless PC, the dyslexic movie star, The Man Made of BTs, and several other seemingly impossible cases!
These and more contests and exhibitions will showcase the best auditors and auditees in the world!
Cost: $360,000 at the gate, or $300,000 with early ticket purchase.
10% off if you drop off a BT in the BT Bin at the gate. Free entrance to those who sign the Sea Org billion-year contract.
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