Sports Cars as False Penises

From:    Bob Hirschfeld
To:      David Rice                   Msg #167, May-09-93 10:52AM
Subject: Re: Sports Cars as False Penises

>>PK> I'm told that comedian Paula Poundstone does a bit
>>PK> something like this: Whenever I see a middle aged man
>>PK> driving a fast sports car, I say to him, 'Sorry to hear
>>PK> about your penis.'"
> G> "[...] I have loved cars all my life, and will probably
> G> still have a sports car when I am middle-aged, but I have
> G> no complaints about what's between my legs.  `cest la vie!"
> No complaints that you're AWARE of, anyhow.
> Ha! Gotcha! :-)

NOTICE: SEXIST JOKE FOLLOWS, FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES. PERSONS WHO
ARE EASILY OFFENDED SHOULD BYPASS THIS POST.
.
.
.
A male mouse is walking through the jungle when he hears a male
elephant, who is stuck in quicksand, crying for help. The mouse
runs home, gets his red Corvette and a rope, returns, throws one
end of the rope to the elephant and ties the other to the car, by
which he drags the elephant from the quicksand.

A month later, the elephant is walking in the jungle when he hears
the same mouse crying for help, caught in the same quicksand. The
elephant straddles the quicksand, the mouse grasps the elephant's
penis, and is rescued.


Politically correct moral:
If you have a big penis, you don't need a red Corvette.


For the humor-impaired:
Remember, it's only a JOKE.......

--- DB 1.51/907151
* Women and Men have more commonality than differences. (1:114/74.2)



Webactivism
Qnet
NameandShame