Stop the Spearmacide! Excellent!
From: Blanche Nonken
Subject: Zealots for Zygots?
STOP THE SPERMICIDE!!!
In today's hedonistic society, where people think they can do anything that
feels good (or anything that doesn't feel good as long as they enjoy it
anyway), the *lives of countless numbers of future taxpayers are being
sacrificed every day in meaningless acts of pleasure.
AMERICA'S SPERM COUNT IS AT RISK!!!
The Society for the Protection of Every Real Man's Sperm (SPERMS) blames this
well-documented decline in male prowess on jockey shorts, hot tubs, male
self-abuse, and radical feminism!!!
THESE THINGS MUST STOP.
SPERMS demands changes in the law to acknowledge the fact that LIFE BEGINS
BEFORE CONCEPTION! Sperm contains unique genetic material with a God-given
mandate to go forth and multiply! As Adam preceded Eve, so sperm preceded
Nothing but the future of America is at stake!
2 4 6 8 - God wants us to procreate!
8 6 4 2 - Sperm are dying cuz of you!
Remember, every day, *billions* of innocent sperm are slaughtered.
JOIN SPERMS AND HELP STOP THE KILLING!
HELP KEEP UP THE FIGHT!
DEMAND EQUAL RIGHTS FOR UNSPENT SPERM!
Paid for by the Society for the Protection of Every Real Man's Sperm,
...(I really wanted to post the address given, but I suspect Stone
Mountain Church, Operation Rescue's O.C. headquarters, would object.)