Joe Cisar, quoting Hubbard writing about himself:
THE ADMISSIONS OF L. RON HUBBARD
"You said writing was hard work but that you knew was a lie."
"No matter what lies you may tell others they have no physical effect on you of any kind. You never injure your health by saying it is bad. You cannot lie to yourself."
" You can tell all the romantic tales you wish. You will remember them, you do remember them. But you know which ones were lies."
Hubbard also wrote in his Admissions: "Lies are not necessary. You have no need of lies for you are brave and can take any consequences." As is clear, this is an admission by Hubbard that he wasn't brave at all, couldn't take the consequences of honesty, and had a screaming need of lies. Every $cientologist knows this, of course, but they lie about it, because lying is to them the best policy.
Hubbard and $cientologists attack wogs ® when wogs ® have occasionally tried the lying tech ®. Hubbard and $cientologists have sought to be the only liars, because of the great advantage they derived from having lying as their policy alone. Much of the litigation fomented by Hubbard and $cientology against wogs ® was to make and maintain their monopoly in the field of lies. We wogs ® are in a war against $cientology, and to have an even chance, we need to lie. It doesn't work if one side does all the lying. Hubbard and $cientology started this war on wogs ® because they thought that with their lying policy and technology they would be unstoppable. But they can be stopped. All you need is lies.®
Hubbard's policy of lying was so effective, so clearly advantageous for him, that he became a judicially recognized pathological liar. You know about that decision, right, Sheila? And speaking of decisions, what do you think of the IR$ ruling, granting the Church of Lientology tax exemption? They tried to keep the lid on it, but somebody had to have the cognition. $cientology was rewarded for its pathological lying with a complete tax exemption. Can we wogs ® do any less?
If the IR$ couldn't handle one lying organization, would they have any chance at all against a couple of hundred million people and companies all lying in their returns and "sworn" statements? The IR$ would have to grant everyone who lied like $cientology a complete tax exemption. It would put the IR$ out of business, which is what the lying $cientologists argued until they lied there way to tax exemption. If every wog ® in every country lied, it would put every tax collection agency out of business. Clearly lying is the best policy. How could I have possibly missed this for half a century?
You know, Sheila, your acceptance of instructions from a U$ attorney working for a U$ government-supported momentarily tax-exempt psycho-criminal faux-religion corporation cult to trick, lie to and deceive a Canadian citizen on Canadian soil has a sobering sound to it. Don't you think? You will have to some day tell all about who directed you, and what exactly you were told, so you might as well now, before they start snuffing people. I'd love to hear from you all about the connection to Andy Wilson in his San Francisco office, and all the nasty things DM has his people send up to Vancouver from his LA pit.
You were instructed and drilled by $cientology to lie to me. Hubbard's old GO, you know I'm sure, had a drill called "Training Routine for Lying" ("TR-L") which taught $cientologists like you to lie. Now, of course, $cientology calls those personnel who train and drill $cientologists like you to lie to people like me, O$A. The most trusted people in O$A are those who can be depended on to tell the most and biggest lies. Clearly you're trusted, because you're such a big liar. Wogs ® must now learn to lie just as well. I'm going to strive to be just as good a liar as you are.
Hubbard wrote that the way to control people is by lying. And as you know, a $cientologist is someone who "controls" his or her environment, especially the people populating it. Clearly a person who doesn't lie can't control other people in the same way $cientology and $cientologists can. Lying is the best policy. Ever the liar Hubbard instructed $cientologists, as you know, to think of their lies as "acceptable truth." I trust, Sheila, that you find the truths I've written here acceptable. And I trust you'll find my lies equally so.
Becoming OT is actually becoming an unconscionable liar. And that is not always an easy a task, because people with consciences tend to be poor liars. OTs come in all genders, sizes, shapes, ages, families, educations, IQs, talents or professions, but the one thing they all have in common is that they all lie. They lie because that's what makes them OT. If they stopped lying, they fear, they would no longer be OT. Try it, Sheila! Tell the truth, and just see if everything about OT isn't a lie.
Lies are the significant difference between $cientologists and wogs (R). Wogs (R) don't have a policy of lying, so in $cientology's war on wogs (R) they are at a terrible disadvantage. And so I'm now determined to even the playing field. After decades of telling the truth, I've finally cognited that Hubbard was right, lying is the best policy. $cientologists are not going to change. But we wogs ® can. There are 12 billion wogs ®, and if we all lie, $cientology's scummy little war on us will soon be history.
Wow! The relief I felt. It was like a huge weight had been magically removed. I had regained my powerful native ability. I was at cause. I was OT. I could lie. And not only could, but welcomed the opportunity. I finally achieved the EP of OT. Thank you Sheila, thank you O$A Vancouver, and all the Vancouver $taff, thank you O$A Int, Thank you Mike Rinder, thank you DM, for being there and communicating, thank you all the lawyers for your contributions in keeping it working, thank you everyone who through the years have lived and lied for $cientology, and thank you Ron, a true giant of a liar, who mocked up this amazing thing to live and lie for.
Examiner: F/N VGIs
Okay to Publish: Gerry Armstrong
Even with the worst of O$A slatterns, like Mike Rinder for example, I had strived to be honest in all my communications. Even with you, I think you'd have to admit, an O$A sheila, I had been, as you know, completely honest. But now I know it's actually perfectly proper, in fact the best policy, to lie to O$A doxies. In fact it's perfectly proper and the best policy to lie to and cheat all $cientologists. They've proven that it's the best policy. $cientology and $cientologists lie to everyone. They lie to the media, to governments, to theologians, to God, to the rich and poor alike. Wogs ® must do the same.
All their promo and PR is a mountain of lies. All their promises of increased awareness, better communication skills, of clear and OT are all lies. All you tell me, Sheila, are lies. Clearly, to ever reach the $cientologists' minds, to ever be real to them, to have them have affinity for us, to get them in communication, we would have to be liars too. $cientologists all see truth as an inferior doctrine, and people who tell the truth as targets to be fair gamed and destroyed. What a thought though! A world in which everyone lies. But there is no other way. Hubbard, being such a liar, meant for $cientology's aim,"a world in which dishonest people have all the rights." Well we wogs ® must put ourselves among the dishonest with all the rights. It won't be easy, but we must all try to be as big a liar as L. Ron Hubbard himself.
$cientology and $cientologists are not going to stop lying, because lying is what makes them $cientology and $cientologists. Lying is what gives them, as it gave Hubbard throughout his life, this magickal advantage. It is the advantage which makes $cientologists think they're OT for achieving it. We've all tried telling the truth, but now it's clear that honesty is not the best policy. Lying works.® Wow! What an LFBD F/N cognition!
And then I cognited that although $cientologists enjoyed the advantage of a policy and practice of lying, wogs ® could actually improve on, in fact take advantage of, $cientology's advantage. $cientologists have to tell the lies they're told by $cientology's leaders. They all tell the same lies. They can't go beyond the lies they're ordered to tell, or they'd be dragged off the lie lines, even thrown out of $cientology. But we wogs ® here on a.r.s., and everywhere, are independent, taking orders from no one. We are free to tell whatever lies we want. None of our lies have to conform with anyone else's, unlike $cientologists' lies which all have to conform with Hubbards, or now DM's. There's no way $cientology can win the war with billions and billions of liars all telling different lies to them and about them.
Hubbard was clear that being honest was for chumps. Well I for one have been a chump for Hubbard too long. I feel a powerful urge to lie and to get the word out about lying to everyone. It has been said on a.r.s. that people who lie are just as bad as $cientology. This philosophy permeates all wog ® society along with the ridiculous dictum that there's something bad about being just as bad $cientology. The problem we wogs ® have with $cientology actually stems from not being anywhere near as bad as $cientologists. When we wogs ® are able to lie as prolifically and convincingly as $cientologists and enjoy the same advantages prolific, convincing lying brings, then we will be just as bad. Then we will be just as OT.
Fighting $cientology without lying is like fighting any bully with one arm tied behind your back. $cientology sure isn't going to go into a fight with one arm tied behind its back, by telling the truth. And neither should the wogs ®. We need to lie more, so we'll have more time and money to lie even more. Tell lies, tell more lies and tell other people to tell more lies. That must become our senior policy, as it was Hubbard's, and remains $cientology's.
And keep in mind that lies are only limited by imagination. The $cientologists are restricted to Miscavige's lies, and DM has scant imagination. He depends on the same old lies Hubbard told decades ago. Some of us, like myself, have no practice at all in lying. You've had decades of it, Sheila, but it's been the same old lies. I want to tell new lies. I want to get wogs ® everywhere to lie and lie and lie, until $cientology's lies are dwarfed.
I can tell you now truthfully, Sheila, that my fingers were crossed throughout the whole phone call you made to me. And even if they weren't I'd lie about it. It's a good policy, of course, for wogs ® to always cross our fingers while talking to $cientologists, but it's not vital, because now we can always lie about it. Do you see what an advantage lying is? We should in fact lie about it either way, because that's what it takes to gain the advantage that $cientology now has for itself alone.
I really hope you call me again, Sheila. Not to have a love affair, because I really don't want to have a love affair with you, and don't have the time even if I did want to, but to practice lying with you. I'm lying even now. No, really I'm not. We could both be lying together. No, it's not likely. Sure it is. No, never. Yes, always. Lying with the enemy is the climax of an OT devotion to lying. You've been the inspiration, as you can clearly see, for my cognitions and my new determination to become a liar just like you. We will now have so much in common. I'd lie so hard it would be just like lying with yourself.
I really hope you quit doing the bidding of DM and his O$A creeps and their creepy lying lawyers, because they really are such pathetic, unimaginative liars, and they don't rate anyone doing their bidding. Tell the little liars who run you on these stupid ops to take a flying flunk. I'll tell you lies $cientologists can't even dream of telling. I feel a great big lie right now swelling up ready to gush all over the place. You can teach me the lying tricks you've learned over the years, and I'll reveal the big one I have in mind.
Thank you for putting me straight, Sheila. I really mean that. No, I really do.
© 2000 Gerry Armstrong