Date: 5 Feb 2000 13:43:15 -0500
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I DREAM OF LISA #5 of a Series by Konchok Penday Dear Diary: I went to ethics. You'll never believe it! He offered me a CHOICE: I could go on the RPF, or he'll give me ONE more chance to work out of LIABILITY by doing a special AMENDS PROJECT for OSA. Guess which one I took! Guess what they want me to do! I'm going to INFILTRATE The LISA Center! That big violet neon "LISA" sign *IS* The LISA Center, just as I suspected. Apparently, it's giving OSA lots of problems. They are picketing and passing out flyers every day now, and the number of staff BLOWING has TRIPLED since the pickets started. [That is a VERY confidential stat, and I'm sworn to secrecy on it.] Not only that, but when people blow, they go to The LISA Center and somebody helps them get their lives together and readjust to WOG society. Then, after a while, many of them show up back HERE, picketing US. We CANNOT allow this to happen! They are RELIGIOUS BIGOTS! They are INTERFERING with OUR RELIGIOUS FREEDOM! That is absolutely INTOLERABLE! The SUPPRESSIVES CANNOT be allowed to win, no matter WHAT we have to do to *STOP* THEM! Boy, am I GLAD I didn't talk to any of those picketers . . . I'd be on the RPF ALREADY. They were looking for someone to send in to The LISA Center and were watching me. They sent me on errands when the pickets were out so they could SEE my reaction to them. I guess I passed the test, or they wouldn't have asked me to do this very important MISSION. I'm a good candidate for it because I'm in-and-out of the org all the time, so I have a plausible excuse for going back and forth. They want someone who can go by LISA and investigate, and then come back here and report what is going on there. And they're even going to give me TIME OFF from my post to do this amends project! WHAT A BREAK! I'm almost GLAD my stats are down! I never thought I ever say THAT! :-) AND . . . I'm actually going to TALK TO PEOPLE! What can those LISA-creeps do to me? WRITE ME UP? . . . Not Likely! WHO would they send the Knowledge Report TO? This whole thing might actually be FUN! [It's so GRIM here on staff, I can't even remember the last time I actually had FUN!] I'm going to start out on a gradient, and just talk to some picketers a few times at first. I feel like I'm starting a new ADVENTURE! I haven't felt like this since I joined the Sea Org! I'll have another report tomorrow.