I told the story of XENU TV's trip to "The General's Daughter" premiere on IRC. The folks there gave me permission to post the log of the chat so I don't have to retype it all again.
Hope you enjoy:
Look for the video soon
<benwog> anyone care to hear about my evening? <benwog> it was festive <gypsyblue> Sure benwog, I do. <benwog> well... <Elvis^> benwog: ok, but no long discussions of boating safety. it's late. <benwog> I attended the world premiere of Travolta's new film "The Daughter" <benwog> XENU TV covered the whole event <gypsyblue> totally cool!!! <benwog> I brought along XENU himself <benwog> and Zinjifar <gypsyblue> I'm a huge fan of XENU TV. <benwog> thank you gypsy <benwog> much enturbulation ensued <gypsyblue> I've been meaning to say "thanks" for such an excellent site. <benwog> we haven't even started yet <gypsyblue> It sounds like you guys had a great time. * Elvis^ wishes his sound worked. he doesn't get the full benefit of xenu-TV from just the pictures. <gypsyblue> Any good details? <benwog> I will be putting the story together tonight and hope to have it tomorrow <Elvis^> benwog: tease. <benwog> I was stationed by the red carpet <benwog> Xenu was across the street <gypsyblue> how did you manage that? wasn't there tight security? <benwog> There were two areas by the carpet <benwog> One was for the press <Elvis^> gypsyblue: no! don't interrupt him. we want to let him get to Travolta's arrival before we pester him. <benwog> the other a few feet away was for fans <gypsyblue> sorry Elvis...I will be quiet now. <benwog> Zinj had Don NOTS' huge sign from the birthday picket <benwog> Zinj had the sign about ten people behind me in line <benwog> a little further away from the front door <benwog> The stars made thier way past the press and then came over by my area to sign autographs and chat with the fans <benwog> James Woods was cool <benwog> I told him about Xenu in a very brief way <benwog> Told him to ask John about Xenu <gypsyblue> oh wow! <benwog> James Cromwell was alerted that he was on XENU TV <gypsyblue> you are my hero :) <benwog> We saw Madeline Stowe and a few others. * Elvis^ knows who James Woods is, but not James Cromwell <benwog> Cromwell...Babe <gypsyblue> the owner of "babe"...pig <Elvis^> ah. <benwog> Director Michael Bay from Armeggedon <benwog> everyone got a good look at the sign <benwog> Finally...Travolta's moving down the line... <use> what did the sign say? <benwog> "L Ron Hubbard is Dead but his Fraud continues" <benwog> other side... <benwog> "Scientology: Threat to democracy" <gypsyblue> thems fightin' words LOLOL <benwog> travoltas coming close <benwog> we see him near. <benwog> the crowd is buzzing <benwog> there's Terl <benwog> Goatee and all <benwog> The last interview <benwog> "John John! <benwog> "JOHN!" <benwog> THE GIRLS ARE SQUEELING! <benwog> He waves, turns away... and enters through the back door <benwog> The crowd goes nuts <benwog> The security guy comes over and says "John would have come over here except for one thing..." <benwog> "That sign" <benwog> The crowd in enraged! <benwog> They turn on Zinj <benwog> BOO! <benwog> BASTARD! <benwog> sensing the mood, I join in <benwog> "Yeah, ya bastard!" * use applauds the mucho enturbulation :) <gypsyblue> HAHAHA <benwog> "Ya ruined the whole thing!!" <benwog> People are so pissed <benwog> One girl explains she had come all the way from Montana I believe <benwog> just to see John <benwog> Well... <benwog> now the stars are in, we feel we've done our work so I pop for a pizza * gypsyblue stands and tosses a rose <benwog> We relax and share our anecdotes <gypsyblue> Did you get any good footage? <benwog> Yes, I got some decent footage <benwog> I think it will be a fun piece * Elvis^ senses the impending appearance of either OSA or Travolta's security. <benwog> Then as we head back to the car we realize that the film should be about over <benwog> So we go back to the theater <use> oh no!....more enturbulation.....disgusting! <benwog> The crowd is waiting for the stars to exit <benwog> As I arrive, the security guy is telling the people that John will come out and sign their photos and such <benwog> We need to wait in a certain area and he will be there <benwog> so that was the area I waited in <benwog> Zinj is now across the street with the sign <benwog> The hostile crowd spies him and mob rule is setting in <benwog> "John won't come out if he's here!" <benwog> "What will we do?" <benwog> I say "Let me talk to him" * Elvis^ suppresses a snicker. <benwog> I cross the street and loudly shout at him "Get OUTTA HERE! YA BASTARD!" <benwog> "YOU"RE RUINING IT FOR US ALL" <benwog> I chase him away.... <benwog> I come back the hero * use is aghast that an SP would attack another SP in public <benwog> "How'd you get him to leave?" they ask. <gypsyblue> I am *loving* this story.... <benwog> "I told the guy to beat it" I say <benwog> "That's all?" They exclaim. * Elvis^ can't wait for the personal thanks from Travolta. <benwog> "Geez...that guy was a real pussy" One says <benwog> I agree <gypsyblue> poor zinji <benwog> The stars pour out <benwog> Here come the nice guys again <benwog> More autographs from Woods, Cromwell, et al <benwog> Where's John.................................? <benwog> The security guy comes back to tell the crowd "He won't come out because of the camera" <benwog> What?!?!?!?! <benwog> That coward!!!!! <benwog> The crowd now turns on me <benwog> I generously offer to leave <benwog> I tell the security guy "I will leave if John will come out out to talk to his fans. I don't want to disappoint them." <benwog> I really wanted to hear the security guy say that John refuses again. <benwog> but I would have left to give the fans a break <benwog> The guy says he already left through the back because of me <benwog> So with a few parting "YOU SUCK"s from the crowd, we packed up and left <benwog> that's it <gypsyblue> great story...sounds like so much fun. <Elvis^> aw. that's a good story. I was hoping for a gracious Travolta granting an interview and XenuTV getting the scoop, but that's still a good story. <benwog> Yes, I was hoping to inroduce Terl to Xenu <benwog> We did have fun <gypsyblue> nothing like quality enturbulation time, I always say. <gypsyblue> But really, very impressive work you guys did...thanks alot :)) <benwog> There was plenty of press there. We're hoping someone inserts a shot of Xenu into their story <benwog> Zinj will be writing up a report as well <benwog> Well, I don't think I can type all of this again <benwog> Would you guys mind If I post this log to ars? <thadd> I'm in awe, benwog...that's amazing <thadd> way to go <gypsyblue> No, not at all....go right ahead. <benwog> thanks all <thadd> please post it <benwog> Okay <gypsyblue> Thank *you*, ben....you did a superlative job. <Elvis^> I have no objection to a log of this going to ars.