Before I joined Bunkology(tm) I was a miserable, drunken, lazy, depressed, drug-addled criminal who lived only for the thrill of the next bank robbery job, the relief of my next snort of heroin, and writing naughty words on public bathroom walls! Now, after fifteen years of Standard Bunk(tm) I've completely quit writing naughty words on public bathroom walls! Thank you, Bunkology! That leaves me much more time to contimnue with the drinking, snorting, and robbing! Standard Bunk(tm) is a true life saver!
A BUNKOLOGY SUCCESS STORY
**My first success story applying Bunkanetics (R) technology received initially from my local Bunkology Mission; [Hollywood California]
I'm just a beginner with Bunkanetics (R) taking an introductory course at my local Bunkology Mission, yet I do want to convey some recent wins I've had using Bunkanetics technology which I've already applied to my life with extraordinary results..
I became interested in Bunkology after taking a 'Markanality test' (R) at a Sunday swap meet where copies of the times best seller book; "Bunkanetics; The modern science of the Video-Camera's transformation of self" was displayed in exploding colors on many soft bound books. I was impressed with the back cover snap-shot of Mr. Bunker wearing his shirt Ascot as well as his imposing Nietzschean stare glaring in the distance while placing his right hand on a large 'Globe' of the world. A real mans man.
After buying and reading that best seller, I couldn't let go or put down my cam-corder video equipment at any time. I don't just walk down the street anymore in a boring straight line fashion as most 'Bogs' (R) [Bunker Outed Good Samaritans] do, but through Bunkanetics technology, I now move along at all times with a graceful winding gait, with my camera careening on my shoulder like a natural third limb while I move along taking in what Bunkology tech calls, "social convergence points" or SCP's, to later view on my BCR; Not VCR. You need a special Bunker video player to get true high definition screen line 'reads' of ones video content to match Cammadore Bunkers intention in clarity resolution. I protested at first at the price of 3,500 dollars for my BCR. But now I can say without hesitation that my video shooting capabilities and editing perceptions have increased dramatically by intermeter/editing (R) my video content on my BCR (R). I'm so grateful for such life transforming wins, I even offered myself as a free staff member P/T at the local Mission. I didn't know if they needed help but I offered it gladly and without hesitation. I'm so new and open to new experiences from personal wins in Bunkanetic technology, that I feel like a small child again wanting to help everybody in the world freely. I feel so trusting to all the execs at my local Mission. They're so self-less in looking after my best interests that I just love each and every one of them.
When I approached an exec at my Bunkology mission with the offer to join staff, she thanked me and enthusiastically mentioned that seeing as I had such tremendous wins with Bunkanetics in action, that maybe I might consider joining the 'inner-org' Bunkology elite group who's purpose is to promulgate Bunkology technology (R) throughout the entire world with the goal of BVF. I asked her rather shyly what BVF meant. She said, "Oh, I'm so sorry,, I forgot. With your tremendous wins I forgot for a moment that your still so new here at the Mission. BVF is short for our united world inter video clarity goal of *Bunker Video Feeds* to ' World Visual Clarity' (R). I asked what the qualifications were for such a high ranking F/T staff position, where she then pulled out a contract where the header of the contract was a picture of *Cammadore* Mark Bunker holding his 'Mark 90' (R); super sensitive Video perceptual Camera, which is designed to Bunkers personal specifications in high definition perceptual relay feeds that only the high ranking Bunkology practitioners can use. I pointed at the 'Mark 90' (R) and asked , "what is that"?. The exec just said, "Oh don't you just mind that for now. You'll be getting to that in a few months time after taking basic 'Bunkanations' courses to then being able to purchase one of these". I told her I was happy with my two year old cam-corder where she replied, "Thats fine, I don't want to invalidate the wins your having using your personal cam-corder for now, but when you get to the BL's (R), (short for upper *Bunker levels*), you'll be required to get the 'Mark 90'." "But trust me, you may not want to purchase it now, but YOU WILL when you hit the BL levels for real. You'll understand why then." I asked sheepishly what the going price was for the 'Mark 90'. She stopped me rather abruptly and said, "We don't ask any student to pay for anything here at the mission or anywhere in the Bunkology organization. But we do require a *Boneation*". I asked her what a 'Boneation' was? She said, "It's like a donation in the 'bog' world except it's Cammadore Bunkers financial request of all students to pull themselves up by their boot straps and roll their sleeves up in forwarding the over-all Bunkology goal in pervading all levels of society with 'world video clarity'. In Bunkology 'tech', the two questions Mark asks of Bunkology students regarding Boneations is;
1.) Can you get the idea of how much money it's going to take to pervade all areas of society with Bunkology?
2.) With that amount figure held in your minds eye, what do you need to do personally to give, leverage, sell, or take out any loans necessary to handle a 'sphere of influence' of a 50 mile radius of all business's and people from where you stand now?
After answering these two questions in my minds eye I realized what a staggering 7 figure number it was that came to mind. But this exec was totally psychic where before I answered with the figure she blurted out; "Did you get a 7 figure number"? I said looking stunned, "Why yes,,how did you know that for goodness sakes". She said that the 7 figure number always comes up for students who have their 'Bunkethics' (R) in. 'Bunkethics' is when the Bunkology student PVT's to Marks OB intention. PVT is short for; (Perceptual Video transformation). OB stands for the upper 'Operating Bunker' levels. But I'm not even close to that awareness level yet to even think about doing the OB's.. I told the exec I couldn't afford the 7 figure Boneation where she said with much affinity, "Thats's fine, don't you worry about that for now. Cammadore Bunker shows his graciousness as man's best friend by reducing that 7 figure down to a gracious 6 figure number times 3.." I said, "Well maybe someday I can pay for it if I apply Bunkmin (R) technology." She said I had better get on it right away as the *Mark 90* Video camera required at least a 120,000 dollar Boneation. I gaped in terror in that figure where she said I had better sign up right then and there for some *Bunkmin* courses; [Those are Bunkology administrative courses]. After giving her my check for 5,000 dollars for two Bunkmin courses I felt relieved in that my check felt like pocket change compared to that 'Mark 90' Boneation figure. But I know with full certainty that I'll become a multi millionaire after doing my 'Bunkmin' courses. I just need to get to the point of total duplication of Marks intention in PVT; (perceptual Video transformation). The highest levels on the 'Bunk Chart' (R) is the UVF 1 to 7. UVF 7 is short for 'Universal Video Feeds level 7'. There all part of the OB levels, (Operating Bunker).
I was rather aghast while reading the rest of the elite 'Bunk org' staff contract that I would be required to serve Cammadore Bunkers Video universe 'feed' intentions for the next Bunkbillion years. I didn't know what Bunkbillion meant as a figure and asked the exec what it was. She said there was no known figure of numbers on earth to out-line this time line except in light speed formations that only Cammadore Bunker has isolated which had never been done before in human history. I personally went VFE (R) at this point or; *Video Feed Exterior* on hearing this. Needless to say I was BLOWN away completely.
Anyway, I could go on forever on how I've had such major life changes from Bunkology. I'll probably just work for free at my local Mission for now until I get enough 'Bunkman' administrative wins to afford my Boneation for a Mark 90 Video Camera. I think I know enough from my course studies now that with enough hard work in Bunkology, I'll realize everything I've always dreamed of for real.
Attested on this 1st day of April 2001;........ Zorrosblade