> Reading "Bunkanetics" was the beginning of a life-altering journey for me.
> When you look at the world through Mark's lens eye, it's almost like he's
> taking you by the hand and giving you all the tech you need to say goodbye
> forever to the corrupt and bigoted Dry Cleaning industry.
> Once I signed on, Mark opened the Fridge to Total Freedom, and the little
> light came on! I spilled mustard, salsa, even grape juice, without fear,
> concern or bleach, because I knew shortly I'd achieve the state of Clean®.
> For only 5,000 clams, I can go to the next shelf; I can't wait to unlock the
> secrets of the Crisper Drawer, but I'm careful to heed Mark's warning not to
> spill too much too soon!
> Thanks to Mark, I get a surge of inner power every time I hold on to the
> Paper Towel Tubes© and wipe the spots from all the clothes I own in this
> lifetime as well as the Whole Stack.
> I want everyone in my life to win with Bunkology, and refuse to talk to
> anyone who doesn't agree.
> -m., human being
> http://mp3.com/MaggieCouncil XENU WORLD ORDER CD now available
> M.C.DiPietra <[email protected]>, SP4, KoX
> "Hell, if you understood everything I say, you'd be me!" -Miles Davis
I'd like to thank M. and the millions of other Cleans who are climbing the Ladder every day. Your support means so much to me, especially in this difficult period now when my first two wives, Beatrice and Penelope, have been sentanced to prison on trumped up charges.
You will not be surprised to hear that they have been forced to do hard labor behind bars...
Yes... in the laundry room!
I hope it will someday be possible for me to surface and visit them. Though they remain to this day, dirty, dirty girls.