CAMPUS CRUSADE FOR CTHULHU

   CAMPUS CRUSADE FOR  CTHULHU

   "The obscene idol grotesquely  squats 
on  top  of a rough hewn granite pillar.  
The fire around it  crackles  and  roars 
high.  We are joyously dancing around it 
all;  hands linked,  half naked,  we are 
whole, laughing with joy and desire.  
   "The best is yet to come...."

   Bored by an ordinary, nothing life?  
   Searching  for   excitement,   power?  
Seeking  a  higher cause,  one worthy of 
your very life?  
   The Campus Crusade for Cthulhu offers 
all this, AND MORE!  
   How  does  Tall,  Green,  and  Slimey 
sound  to  you?  Pretty scarey.  But you 
can handle it.  You will have  to  learn 
how to.  You will learn to yearn for the 
soft   squeezing  caress  of  undulating 
tentacles.  Or  you  will  be  eternally 
sorry that you did not.  
   Think  that  you  are  searching  for 
meaning still?  Well,  search  no  more!  
We  have  found  you.   Soon,  when  you 
expect it least, our agents will contact 
you.  Soon you will not  have  to  worry 
about anything.  Ever.  Again.  
   We  know  more about you than you can 
ever learn about us.  And who are we?  
   We are both the oldest and the newest 
college organization  in  existence.  We 
are  sponsored  by  the ancient  Cthulhu  
Cult,   which  predates   all   history.  
Before  the  United  States  of America, 
before ancient Greece,  before Atlantis.  
Before  the first Illuminati attempts at 
wrold  conquest  our  tentacles  had  an 
unbreakable  grip upon the entire Earth.  
We have never let go.  
   Ever  since  we  were  pre-men,   the 
Cthulhu  Cult  has  served the Great Old 
Ones, the unspeakable horrors of legend.  
It is they who lived  eons  before  they 
brought life upon this Earth.  They came 
from distant unknown space,  falling out 
of the sky upon our virgin Earth.  
   Through covert means,  their  lurking 
shapes  held sway over our young planet, 
guiding the course of to serve their own 
needs.   They  destroyed  the  dinosaurs 
when  they  were done with them,  and so 
made way for the first men.  
   The Old Ones died three million years 
past,  gone into the  Earth,  under  the 
sea.  Dead they were,  yet undead, their 
dreaming still bodies reached  out,  and 
so  molded  the  minds  of  our  distant 
ancestors.  The greatest of  their  High 
Priests,  whom  we know as Cthulhu,  lay 
deep within his sunken R'lyeh Temple and 
guided all of history through the  Cult.  
Ever  we have prepared the world for the 
day they shall return.  Then  the  world 
shall  fall  under  the clinging grip of 
the Great  Old  Ones  reborn.  And  only 
those  who serve them in this life shall 
survive.  For a time.  
   That is why we worship  Cthulhu,  why 
you cannot afford not to.  Ever we await 
his return from his tomb at R'lyeh.  For 
we know that the words ever hold true,

That  is not dead which can eternal lie, 
And with strange  eons  even  death  may 
die.  

   The  history of our club is a strange 
and wonderous  one;  early  on  in  this 
century  the  ever  growing Cthulhu Cult 
founded the Campus Crusade at Miskatonic 
University,   the  hallowed  center   of 
learning  located  among the misty hills 
of Arkham, MA.  
   Our  first   moves   were   carefully 
planned:   information   tables  in  the 
University  Union,  arcane  bake  sales, 
ceremonies  in  the  remote  regions  of 
campus,  and the like.  After a year  we 
had become a campus fixture.  

   THIS POWER CAN BE YOURS!
   The  next  year  we  reached  out for 
other   campuses.    Yale,    New   York 
University,  SUNY-Binghamton,  they were 
but a few.  Now we have over 666 schools 
in our rule.  And that is only  counting 
the United States!  
   IMAGINE  WHAT  OUR SUPPORT CAN DO FOR 
YOU!  
   Remember   the   uprisings   of   the 
sixties, REMEMBER Kent State?  They were 
small  experiments  on  our   part,   to 
demonstrate our power.  

AS CAN YOU, IF YOU SWEAR ETERNAL LOYALTY 
TO US!  
   By the end of the second year we  had 
posession   of  the  entire  University!  
Classes were cancelled so that all could 
take part in our ceremonies  and  ritual 
Virgins  of  both  sexes  begged  to  be 
sacrificed on our behalf.  Our political 
control of Arkham was absolute.  

   SINCE THEN WE HAVE GROWN IN  POWER  A 
THOUSANDFOLD!  
   YOU  CANNOT  AFFORD NOT TO BECOME ONE 
WITH US!  
   Remember,  we have been watching  you 
for  a very long time.  We will continue 
to do so for  the  rest  of  your  life.  
However long that shall be is up to you.  
   So,    join   the   fastest   growing 
conspiracy on the planet!  Be ready  for 
the time of the re-awakening.  
   REVEL  IN  THE  WONDERS OF THE UNDEAD 
GOD WHYLE YOU STILL CAN.  
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UNIQUE BENEFTS OF
MEMBERSHIP:
*˙˙Intimate  contact  with those of like 
interests.  
*˙˙Eternal companionship  in  this  life 
and the next.  
*˙˙The safety of numbers.  
*˙˙Spiritual  support  in  case of legal 
prosecution.  
*˙˙Enhanced   lifespan:    chances    of 
surviving  the  return  of the Great Old 
Ones double when you are with us.  
*˙˙POWER -- Come the New Time,  you will 
be  given absolute control over the city 
of your choice,  if  all  turns  out  as 
planned.   The   festering  remnants  of 
humanity will be yours to do  with  what 
you wish.  
*˙˙Never again shall you be bored!  
*˙˙Never again shall you be cold!  
*˙˙AND  you get your very own membership 
card,   which  entitles  you  to  a  ten 
percent discount on all items stocked at 
our numerous occult shops!
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UNIQUE CONSEQUENCES OF NOT 
JOINING:
*˙˙Greatly reduced life expectancy.  
*˙˙Justified paranoia.  
*˙˙Constant fear.  
*˙˙Great  chance  of  become  a  Cthulhu 
breakfast snack.  
*˙˙A death guaranteed not  to  be  quick 
and painless.

   Woudln't  you really rather be one of 
us?  
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           For your own safety...
       Write for more information:
       CAMPUS CRUSADE FOR CTHULHU
         Box 544 SUNY-Binghamton
       Binghamton, New York 19301