I DREAM OF LISA
#6 of a Series by
Dear Diary: Boy! A lot has happened since I wrote last. First, the LISA Center is getting more and more attention as lots of people have BLOWN lately. I even saw Tory Bezazian out there, and SHE used to WORK FOR OSA! Is even the OSA downstat? According to the constant briefings, our stats are always up, and we are constantly expanding, but I just don't SEE it. There's hardly ANYBODY going on to their OT levels any more, and hardly anybody completing them either. The Public section is like a morgue compared to what it used to be a while ago. Of course, Tory has always been PTS, and goes up and down the pole like a yoyo in a fireman's pocket. It's obvious she started out by just TALKING with some one.one SPs, then CAVED IN, and went SUPPRESSIVE. I've seen her Dancin' around out there! [I look from behind the curtain at lunch.] It sure looks like the GLEE of INSANITY! I'm sure glad I won't have to infiltrate the Lisa Center after all . . . but more on that later . . . We have SO MUCH to catch up on! We had an "all hands" briefing the other day about a very dangerous new squirrel tech out in the field. Apparently, the stats are down. They didn't exactly SAY that, but they BLAMED it on this new weird stuff called "Universal Clearing Process" . . . or UCP. People aren't coming into the HGC because they are Co-Auditing this Squirrel Process in the field. So there is a big URGENT top priority OSA project to get rid of UCP as fast as possible. Then we can get back to getting rid of the Lisa Center, and then we can finally get back to getting rid of the Psychs, or really the Psychlos, if I get BattleField Earth right. At least we all got Off Post to watch Battlefield Earth for two entire weekends, going from theatre to theatre buying tickets and filling the seats. THAT WAS HEAVEN! For that 80 million bucks they spent on it, it sure was a lousy movie. At first, I thought Terlvolta had "DREADED" HIS NOSEHAIRS! But I don't care! That's more sleep than I've had in five years! Anyway, all the UCP materials are already out there in the field, and especially all over the INTERNET, so we can't stop UCP by getting rid of the materials or writer. And you don't need a meter to do it, so we can't steal their meters or get an injunction against them. And they don't have an organization, so we can't bankrupt them with frivilous lawsuits and then buy their materials at bankruptcy auction like we did with CAN. And all their materials and all the comments and discussions are logged onto usenet forever. What are we doing to do . . . seize the internet itself? We already tried to shut down alt.religion.scientology, but they found a loophole that let's them keep it open for a while still. Anyway, this UCP stuff is supposed to be extra bad news, because it's so simple you can teach it to some one else after only a day or two of doing it yourself, so it's spreading like wildfire in the field. We even have ex-staff auditors teaching it to and doing it on other ex-staff auditors! It must be based on pure suppressive LIES to be having such a big negative effect, although we DO have some former Class 8's and 9's out there picketing, who obviously never did any of this "UCP" stuff before THEY blew, so it's hardly the actual WHY. But anyway, they have decided to make an intensive study of UCP to discover WHY it is growing so fast, and HOW we can *STOP UCP NOW!* They asked for VOLUNTEERS for the very dangerous task of doing a *TEST* of UCP to study the damage it does, and see if it can be reversed with Standard Tech, or if it does some irreversible damage, like taking LSD, which makes you Ineligible for the sea org forever. I volunteered! Hell, anything has got to be better than going back on post! It was either that or infiltrate the Lisa Center, and I don't want to subject myself to all those Suppressive Persons. I know the PTS/SP data, and I already know I have some PTS symptoms, like Joking and Degrading, so I don't want to put myself in a situation which is more suppressive than I can handle. First the BE movie duty, and then THIS plum! My luck has finally turned around! Who cares if it's squirrel? I haven't had any auditing myself in over two years, and that was just a Sec Check when Stats were Down. And if I cave it, they have all class 8's and above to do the repairs on us! If I have to cave myself in with UCP to get some repair auditing . . . I'LL DO IT! When I joined the Sea Org, I was PROMISED to be trained straight up to Class 12, OT7, before I was posted anywhere, but DON'T ever Back Flash to your Senior by quoting "We always deliver what we promise!" as the "Senior Policy"! That only applies to PUBLIC. When you sign a contract, you become STAFF, so it is YOUR responsiblity to "Make it Go Right", and if you are not getting trained and audited YOUR STATS ARE DOWN AND YOU ARE PTS! "Go see the Ethics Officer"! I had enough of that the first time!
I'm gonna get some auditing now!
One way or another!
Gotta go now . . .