Dan's immortal speeches cried out for transcription. I counted the repeated phrases *very* carefully. I now have an *immense* respect for court reporters, stenographers, and the like.
The lack of punctuation in Dan's speeches is intentional! Anyplace else, assume I just missed it. The numbers are timestamps.
Mark (V/O): its the 4th of july and scn is having a street fair. everybody is invited
Mark: good evening
Passersby: "Good Evening" "hi"
Mark: enjoy the festivities
Mark: it seems i was expected because as soon as I arrived this fellow said into his walkie talkie, he's here south side
0:18 Mark (V/O): this fellow came to stop me
Security: because the street's closed off right now off sir Mark: street is closed off but it's still a public street Security: the streets closed off sir youre not wanted here why dont we have Mark: but wait a minute there's a banner right there that says all welcome Security: but let's talk to this police officer over here Mark: alright hello Security: we have a right for you not to be here ok Mark: alright Mark: now i understand that I'm not allowed to come here Security:thats right Mark: and uh why is that
Security:because the street we have a permit for the street Security:i'm not gonna talk to you while you have a camera on me ok Mark: why not Security:because I don't want to Security:put the camera down 1:00 Mark: uh, officer Cop: yes sir Mark: uh what is the problem Cop: there is no problem Mark: you're manhandling the camera. i wont point the camera at you, just don't manhandle it, you're using excessive force
Mark: and un why cant i be here Cop: private street Mark: private street is it? its a public street Cop: all arranged, its closed tonight Mark: I called the police dept this afternoon and they said its a public street and we're allowed to be here Cop: not tonight it s not Cop: they have a permit, it's closed Cop: all blocked off here, it's a private party Mark: is this not open to the public Cop: well they dont like cameras around here Mark: they didn't like having cameras pointed on them when they came to my house to picket me, that's why I brought a camera Cop: i have no idea about your house Mark: if I put the camera away am i allowed on the street Cop: up to them Mark: up to them, but is its a public street Cop: its up to them having a private party and the street is closed sir 2:00 BlackShirt: what are you doing here Mark: i came to cover the event for xenu tv BlackShirt: right what have you done Mark: what are my crimes? Dan: yeah yeah yeah Mark: thats --- i have an overt on that BlackShirt: what are you afraid of Dan: yeah i do BlackShirt: what are you afraid of Mark: what are my crimes? BlackShirt: what are you afraid of Mark: don't you have a team of BlackShirt: what are you afraid of BlackShirt: why are you afraid of hubbard BlackShirt: why are you afraid of hubbard Dan: yeah what is your problem Mark: not afraid of Hubbard I'm vastly amused by Hubbard BlackShirt: you don't have permission to shoot me ok put the camera down Mark: but youre on a public street BlackShirt: put the camera down you don't have my permission 2:30 Dan: you cant face us without a camera? Dan: mark put the camera down and face us WhiteShirt: that term? Mark: i mean im here WhiteShirt: what are you afraid of Mark: what am i afraid of? WhiteShirt: what - answer my question Mark: well theres plenty to be afraid of in scn WhiteShirt: answer my question Mark: but i'm here arent i 2:45 WhiteShirt: ans- you haven't answered my question yet, what are you afraid of Mark: i'm not afraid
Dan: you wouldn't be afraid if you weren't doing what you're doing mark you're doing something, it's proof that you're afraid you're afraid of the success of scn because people are going to find out your crimes 3:00 Dan: what are they mark spit them out get them off your chest Mark: well, y'know, darnit I wish I could tell you BlackShirt: hey mark y'know what the group stands for nothing but good and you're nothing but bad and we wanna why so we can help you Mark: yeah please tell me why BlackShirt: so we can help you
3:15 Dan: scientology is total freedom here were here for total freedom here Dan: that scares you Dan: yuo dont want people becoming more aware and more free Dan: why is that mark Dan: what've you got to hide Mark: well excuse me dan but uh Dan: murder perhaps Dan: something in your closet there Mark: well i killed a guy once 3:30 Dan: tell us about it Mark: it's a postal worker back in Wisconsin mark wardman Mark: I uh I chopped him up into pices and buried him in a ditch Dan: yeah that is really funny mark Mark: well you needed a crime Mark: check with mark wardman and see if he's still aliave Mark: really cool WhiteShirt: did you take time off from beating your wife to come down here Mark: hahaha Mark: i must've because after all ah if you speak out against scn you must be a wife beater 4:00 BlackShirt: yeah we're giving you too much credit we're spending too much time with you you're not worth it so if you wanna clean up your act we'll be happy to help you ok but right now you're like nothing Mark: can i come in and ah BlackShirt:if you seriouly want to clean Mark: take a personality test then BlackShirt:i dont know but if you seriously want to clean up your act we can help you BlackShirt:i dont think you Dan: why you here then mark why ya here trying to enturbulate people and upset people Mark: haha Dan: <weird head rolling laugh> Dan: the funny part is that a you're the funny part Mark: That's the funny part 4:30 Mark: hubbard makes up words like enturbulate BlackShirt: why you afraid of hubbard BlackShirt:what have you got to loose Dan: frankly hubbard didn't make up enterbulate ok Dan: it was already in the english language Mark: really Dan: ya BlackShirt:what are you afraid of hubbard he knows about you what are you afraid of Mark: ah i believe hubbards dead BlackShirt:thats right so what are you afraid of Mark: well i mean I should be afraid of the office of Special Affaors i would imagine since they've gone to the trouble of destroying so many people's lives Mark: let's take for instance palulette cooper ah with operation freakout Dan: Ho Ho! Cooper? 5:00 Mark: yeah, paulette cooper Dan: she still alive I d- what are you talking about Mark: you approve of the treatment of PC? Dan: i don'te even i'm not really sure what the ... we're not talking about PC were talking about you and what you've done Mark: what have I done? Dan: yeah what have you done? Dan: why are you here 5:15 Mark: I'm --- to enjoy the event Dan: yeah uh Mark: i wanted to have a book signed, I wanted to ride on the ferris wheel Dan: you've got crimes mark get them off your chest you getting paid to do this someone paying you to upset other people Mark: the german govt 5:30 Mark: but you gotta have intl business relations nowadays WhiteShirt: what was the ?strategy this ?? WhiteShirt: did you do service this year at some point Mark: service? you mean in the ---- WhiteShirt: no, i just want to know y'know what your beef is Mark: what is my beef well I think that you harass anyone who speaks out against the church is a beef enough WhiteShirt: no no no you don't understand you can speak all you want why don't you go speak somewhere else WhiteShirt: why do you have to do it so you enturbulate people who come here for an event 6:00 WhiteShirt: you're hiding behind this camera you've got this big Mark: i'm hiding behind nothing i'm giving you a chance WhiteShirt: listen buddy you can't even look me straight in the face you're sitting there hiding behind with one eye closed looking through the lens Mark: ok i'll open that other eye BlackShirt: hey mark ??: later Mark: bye Mark: would you fellows sign my book Mark: brought along piece of blue sky, it will tell you the truth about hubbard
6:30 Mark (V/O): well I thought I had plenty of great footage, so I was leaving, but then i turned around and saw that my three pals were following me 6:45 Mark: boy you guys are good y'know i was about to leave WhiteShirt: we're not stopping you Mark: OK. nice of you to escort me 7:00 Mark: dan you wanna apologize for coming to picket me at my home? you think it was proper to set leaflets around my neighborhood? Mark: lemme ask you this jeff jacobsen in Phoenix had picket flyers put around a gig just a few days ago when he was being a dj, says that he attacks religion. why is it that you folks have to say that we attack religion, when it's only scn that we speak out against 7:30 WhiteShirt: why do you attack scn Mark: because of the criminal activities of your organzation Dan: good point criminial activities what are your criminial activities mark because that's why youre here you've got your own criminal activities that you want to hide 7:45 Dan: spit em out mark thats all you're here for to hide your own crimes WhiteShirt: strange being found out Mark: very difficult way to hide Mark: I've done a poor job of hiding coming out here Dan: spill it out you know you've got the crimes you know you've done things what is it Dan: spit it out 8:00 Mark: well unfortunately you don't have a pc folder on me that you can cull to find out WhiteShirt: well we could make some good educated guesses Mark: what would they be WhiteShirt: well, I'm sure you're child molesting, myself Mark: ok alright Dan: he looks like it to me, that'd be my guess Dan: but why dont you tell us mark what is it what are your crimes 8:15 WhiteShirt: look the only people who attack the church are people that have are afraid of finding something Dan (over WhiteShirt): its just the way it is I'm sorry its just the way it is its always that way Scientology helps people it helps people WhiteShirt (over Dan): did you understand that? I didn't say it quite right. you're afraid of having something found out Dan: if youre attacking it then you're afraid people are going to get better that's all there is to it its simple 8:32 Mark: Lisa McP didn't get better, she died Dan: Mark Mark: lost 40 lb in 17 days because you folks strapped her in a room and kept her on Dan: Mark Mark Mark: baby watch IR Dan: that hasn't anything to do with scn people die everyday Mark: yes it does Dan: no it doesn't Mark: they were following the tech Dan: one person dies Mark: she tried to escape you foks tracked her down in the hospital dragged her back locked her in a room <continues> Dan (over Mark): what have you done what have you done like that what have you done what have you done mark like that Mark: I don't belive I've locked anyone in a room <continues> 9:00 Dan (over mark): Youre telling i think youre telling me your own crime why dont you just give me the details Mark: I don't have you seen the cockroch bitten autopsy photos of Lisa McP there on the net you can watch you can see them there. you'll be able to see them in the court testimony <> Dan: your crimes mark your crime what have you done Mark: <> how about the why is it that lisa mcp <> Dan: why is it that you just can't come clean why is it that you have to attack scn why is it that you have to attack scn why is it that you have to attack scn
9:30 BlackShirt: give it up the church is bigger than you ??: what are you afraid of Mark (during the following): just leaving <> one little<>don't forget<>but I am <>well you should be having BlackShirt: you're wonder wimp here you're one little man you're a little man look at the size of this church and you know why this church is so big because they're clean and ethical that's why mark and you know why youre so small because you're dirty ??? and secrets and that's all, and we're wasting so much ?goddamn time with you we should be having a good time at the event and thats what were gonna do were gonna go over there you have a good <>
??:see ya mark ??: bye Mark: how about Mary Sue Hubbard's crimes she was sent to prison. I wasn't sent to prison 10:00 Mark: bye Mark: have fun on the ferris wheel.